港式英文 (笑死人!) 英文

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你如果有翻少少英文SENCE应该睇得明既.......唔好话我知呢种程度你都睇唔明就得了 / O5 F  l0 x, ~8 Y: ?4 q
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6 ]! G. Y2 F. Z9 j- n" z3 q0 [Piano piano green 琴琴青 8 a- L: s) \$ n1 V! T9 U$ I1 T
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。
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# i) |! e: b: w; _6 j) j8 MI know your mouse. 我识你老鼠 ！ $ t, s& `- H3 u, T2 y+ k+ }
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？ 5 @! R7 g; y2 v  W- E" F
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！ ) Y% v% L3 C- H. b

4 k: B3 Y+ ^6 {& BIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！
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Fish skin~鱼皮 。 ( u( ~% B9 ~2 B0 J

2 q" q3 C1 z" g. u6 `Fall on a street@@ 。
  e7 B$ S0 j  XYou fall on your street.你仆你个街
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/ J  b" b- \2 t* pBlow water吹水  ; S* C  y: h& u9 z
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 : ~5 E7 B+ ^3 d) W  Z+ F: H  _4 g

6 W! i0 q% ]* Q6 W( I2 FBlow chicken吹鸡 5 t4 }1 q9 l$ |
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.    V& H0 f& m$ O, m( a+ W
我吹鸡打你班友 。 ! X3 R1 o+ A( t) u7 o# d

, w0 {# Z( ^/ v% A' y3 XStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动 。 , V1 y; O: z; N$ Q
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Face green green脸青青 。 7 z' Y% {* E9 {9 n7 ?0 H4 o* P8 K
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" * y" e# Y8 g! D" H
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路 。
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& {2 ?9 i8 {" A& Z/ wYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , _# V" u6 s1 H7 ]' }  w
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You jump building.你跳楼啦。
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3 @& {3 U6 B: L( U6 ZPeople mountain people sea人山人海 。
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Are you road?你系唔系路呀?  
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Eat banana食蕉  ) \4 a$ ]! ^! E/ a- ?% o$ _6 }9 e
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦 。
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How senior are you?你算老几?  
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What the water are you?你系乜水? % h3 @4 a8 k) S: H

2 y: t7 R- _  T7 m2 T0 LWhere are you come from?你边度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?  $ Z& Q" m( [/ R" J  O
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Zebra chops people班马噼友 。
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$ J9 }& Q- z: L1 ?& JDo the world做世界 。
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; {* v5 I: z# O1 ]; ]' X  y( mBig tea rice大茶饭 。
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/ v1 Y/ J3 _) ]! v/ A& t1 h/ MWhat the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?  3 p4 r/ z, z+ ]  d2 p& D' ]

  G2 W, h5 b4 j$ nCut girl 界女  ; J/ _8 W0 T4 L) Q) Y/ H- J& @
The king of cutting girl.界女王。 + r+ [' b4 y) f# T& e$ d, F# d& M
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ ( c: T. b% o6 B+ W  C# p/ U- n% d" M
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Collect father收爹 3 v( N! ?/ [( M, m: c, U* R, f
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ 5 ]  c2 \' `$ f2 x! I
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 4 a; E/ I& h8 O$ B# }, f

8 }6 D, p  U- N. D2 dYou give me stop.你同我企系度。
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: ]7 t& S' v/ G$ cAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 6 M. B+ D% ^6 {

6 C) ~3 i8 J1 C  n' b8 ~2 pHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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. [5 Q) u8 `# s( R9 j) D% E: WYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 0 v; o4 U+ i/ b0 p1 M
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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- O- {0 @' j* ZKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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. t  K! i& f* o6 U# y9 fWear grass着草 , P$ ^! g+ V/ {4 @6 t4 r$ W7 z
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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。 + a/ I6 A2 k: D3 I
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I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 $ |7 s* j1 ]: X( f2 M! p: Y
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 6 [: ]& W7 V6 J! Q( [4 Y/ s/ [5 ]

8 u4 h8 |1 H9 p; X5 i+ eGood mother.好娘
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, E* J  w3 V' X" Q$ [0 |You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！
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Old dot.老点 % h0 U" Z' o4 u. H* o
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One old water 一旧水
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1 @( W4 ^4 z$ Y% i5 u: vWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? - R( A2 ?, W( J2 }2 r

' e. H# t+ F- [; c/ GA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 " [9 W9 `' L4 v! F  L. _
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 - h& W( Y! Q; [, G5 h  k
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A dragon service.一条龙服务
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0 ^! q% W+ @/ |; ~4 w$ I+ e+ h) MHold hold water.楂楂水 ( Y! W$ u3 X  `! j& l* I! A2 M+ Y" H

- @3 _" ?- q5 K5 M# uPump water.抽水 ! G& A0 V; |8 d4 @& f  ]' `

3 n. Z! ^! U1 t7 e5 sTwo beat six.二打六 ' S3 M9 B! E1 T  }0 E& _$ ?

* T1 i3 Y1 Q2 R, oTwo five boy.二五仔
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Green head boy 青头仔
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% x8 W6 g1 y' g# a! h7 E5 FI am wearing grass. 我著緊草。 4 K8 Q0 Q4 I1 R
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To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。
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You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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) |7 P. m* X- a) A6 ?Measure water.磅水。 # ~' E+ d! Q! {8 q% z; Y0 \
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A dragon service.一條龍服務。
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Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?  
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Worship the mountain. 拜山。
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# a3 e) p- b  g. m, X8 ^  ]You're so small air. 你真係小氣。 " T/ c* Q& i! M: X5 |3 Y' c4 G

/ G! y0 L* J) x$ o: w1 QPut you on the table. 擺你上台。

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umm. 我糸其中一個。

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哈哈、好的好的。

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我低識咪得囖

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哈哈、咁就打開眼界辣？

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額額額、

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呵呵呵、學下嘢辣。

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點解我覺得你糸度灌水:o

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呵呵、多謝支持。