港式英文 (笑死人!)

英文

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Piano piano green 琴琴青 9 M' j9 D; i% b$ k! ]$ p/ ^: g: u
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。 ( v, q0 I- Y4 }* g/ f* [# y

I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！ . O2 \! z+ M+ {$ L7 H- |0 B
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？ 3 \5 h) Z5 l! V) ?: |* X

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！

Fish skin~鱼皮。

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You fall on your street.你仆你个街

Blow water吹水  " K' ^# w3 f% R9 T2 z
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 , K" L( L) l$ q% Y2 H5 g

Blow chicken吹鸡
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。 % S2 x8 B5 h' j8 P

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。 % v* S+ r1 a1 I3 x* ], H
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Face green green脸青青。 9 ]1 T6 b( G; D0 d8 I3 B
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ) n9 B* s  q) R3 Q1 @) b8 m

You jump building.你跳楼啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你系唔系路呀?

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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。

How senior are you?你算老几?  9 `+ m4 I; a) f0 _6 x3 s

What the water are you?你系乜水?

Where are you come from?你边度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班马噼友。
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Do the world做世界。 & e+ z9 z5 W5 @* c
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Big tea rice大茶饭。

What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女  0 b+ ]" S# A2 m) D5 W8 B& m- \& G
The king of cutting girl.界女王。 / K8 p) |* \7 D& M0 n4 f
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！

Collect father收爹 ! g6 h7 O& n, ]9 ?
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 - V/ x5 M8 R  \4 Z8 P" t, e6 ~

You give me stop.你同我企系度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 + |6 i' Y4 P! V" e, t
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. # e5 L" X% A- ?
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！ - {" j: @4 o/ F

Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!

King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 0 T) T, A* W7 s+ D2 f+ }2 y
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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。 5 J( O. Y. r/ @1 I8 u" m

I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ - x1 T$ E" e- W

High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 w2 k8 ^5 G1 \; o7 h! |4 _, ?* n  ?
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Good mother.好娘 . p, E' s* v/ i1 l6 k: v
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！

Old dot.老点 ( f8 U. o! Y: c$ K' A7 C3 y8 _

One old water 一旧水 - l8 I5 j5 |! Q2 l( n5 Y

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?   v; O6 n: T: j. h; J& ?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 , W0 B0 Z) I* ]+ ?- t
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 5 d* F* W/ z- p) K# X% i

Measure water/Pound water.磅水

A dragon service.一条龙服务
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Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水   d; j0 ]; ~7 ~3 g6 R  d0 ]* j
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Two beat six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

Green head boy 青头仔 3 N2 `# F8 C, u
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I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。
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To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。 & @0 l; }% W) D' z" |8 I: L9 e

You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！

Measure water.磅水。 9 U2 E. N5 `% a9 O

A dragon service.一條龍服務。 2 n' Q) w- o0 b* N+ o

Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?  3 E* P; h# [8 `4 U* U8 t* c, m; t
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Worship the mountain. 拜山。 5 i2 p' H2 u& c6 t9 }

You're so small air. 你真係小氣。

Put you on the table. 擺你上台。