港式英文 (笑死人!)

英文

你如果有翻少少英文SENCE应该睇得明既.......唔好话我知呢种程度你都睇唔明就得了 ; p3 W1 l5 }' L) ]
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港式英文 (笑死人!)
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ' N* t. d' b% ?; Q& h+ \4 S6 g4 C# \
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。
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I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！ & a# X: L$ B, p& Y
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！ $ D7 v$ G# s3 f1 r1 m

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！ # A9 I" c5 [% `5 x6 g8 r
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Fish skin~鱼皮。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
You fall on your street.你仆你个街 ; L+ r: y) p; d: W* v

Blow water吹水  ) |. _) L4 v' ~/ }* i
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹鸡
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。
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Face green green脸青青。 ! x0 \6 p7 o0 @' C& Q/ r6 d
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」 * {, u' a3 _8 \) P3 b9 U1 O

You see road carefully你小心睇路。 - M- t* Y5 _0 k6 z' ^3 m  P

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 4 {) S) V" `8 k) F

You jump building.你跳楼啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 1 b* v" o# `: l
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Are you road?你系唔系路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " o* B3 K6 K! Z

How senior are you?你算老几?    {9 u, a$ u" ?+ C4 m% }0 i0 R

What the water are you?你系乜水?
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Where are you come from?你边度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?  * v8 x0 P; @% Q7 K6 p

Zebra chops people班马噼友。
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Do the world做世界。 7 R" o# u& [  `. |
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Big tea rice大茶饭。 ' \! S3 k7 _/ H: K  w9 Q1 m% b

What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
The king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 @9 D2 Z1 p* C0 Y
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ " f2 ?, _$ [# W3 b# y5 v

Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ ( \! b( i" Y0 s) d7 f

Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到? # R7 `1 v$ W) F
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企系度。 . @+ C5 K: y: y" u) {

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ; ]) K; ]. ^6 o- M8 g) H( {, g
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 , J! S% u8 I9 I( q: x9 ?: G

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. * w' L* j6 P( e: r. a! e, m0 u" a
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！ 7 D6 Y6 T- z( c4 Y0 {: e  [4 T
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Eight woman八婆 " Q0 _4 |7 J& a) M  U
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 6 P4 m1 E) D' P, f0 Z/ C) [* v

King eight egg.王八蛋 ( B2 k4 l" F8 V; H$ L0 S

Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass着草 . F3 W+ G$ k# @  a, F+ Y

I am wearing grass.我着紧草。 ! f1 Y& g' F9 K- q
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I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ ! B) ]8 q# e5 _6 W& i
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 9 Y; P, k. \/ {2 G- a2 o$ Z2 k5 M
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！ % v; ]0 z: i4 b- V

Old dot.老点 $ ^5 g2 N' C! P8 z5 j

One old water 一旧水 7 r& ]% P% b8 m

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 # m- i1 k% j6 A  g5 q

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 7 s$ Q6 c4 a- y' p. C/ X# p0 T
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A dragon service.一条龙服务
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Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水
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Two beat six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 3 _" H; A# H7 B4 [- l, K

Green head boy 青头仔

I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。
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To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。 3 O8 g8 i: P5 k

You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Measure water.磅水。 1 H# c( L1 H# n. \% B4 m: m
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A dragon service.一條龍服務。 " P; @' {+ h- ^7 {: O

Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?  . Y* [1 }5 k$ s. w$ I* \$ n
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Worship the mountain. 拜山。 ' E! l2 ], \' t, K( l( j- E2 E: z
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You're so small air. 你真係小氣。 6 M2 r0 e( R- e

Put you on the table. 擺你上台。