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Piano piano green 琴琴青
( I/ |& _3 x3 z% l" U; I( K: VPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 T4 ~5 Z- p9 \6 u) l% X* m
I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
5 |! A. w6 _* o6 H1 S3 C2 mYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future 你教我以後點出o黎行? ' `- f: V+ r4 u3 o5 d+ F- k: a
I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
, X' l  c) {' x/ }* ^: kIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
8 @7 u8 T- ]& eBlow water 吹水 6 q  }7 y1 u+ e
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 / ~$ K& x7 B1 R' v8 g, Q# e% k$ F
Blow chicken 吹雞 & `: l' u5 k% |, B1 g" m2 `
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 我吹雞打你班友 。 " J% ^& Y. z- n  {! B, n$ f4 i
Stupid stupid want to move 蠢蠢欲動 。
  ?& ?" l7 M7 xYou see road carefully 你小心睇路 。 ; |- I9 A2 ^* R$ E; v# _
You go to street carefully 你出街小心D。
7 g3 W' f4 |' j& cYou jump building. 你跳樓啦。
. }- c! U& \5 w2 w/ n1 L- DAre you road?? 你係唔係路呀
6 j6 k4 B' O1 C* z1 DHow senior are you?? 你算老幾
0 W& ~( V) x' p+ A5 p& F( `What the water are you?? 你係乜水 $ v8 L7 G- M5 M! I' r9 [2 p
Where are you come from ?? 你邊度架
% @9 b$ v' Z$ b8 S0 ^4 n( lDo you big me?? 你大我呀 4 I. K  l9 ]' m
Zebra chops people 班馬劈友 。
& `/ a( w$ Q- ?9 dDo the world 做世界 。
9 p# m' m% h* G! V$ L, N" R6 bBig tea rice 大茶飯 。 : a; C3 {; j2 Q) T; Q8 a0 U) s
What the ghost are you talk 你講乜鬼
- |3 ~4 D7 j. L0 o% wI give you only a hair. 我俾條毛你! 6 k# Y( y1 ~, u2 \
Collect father 收爹
  U6 v1 K  ^) @2 qYou give me collect father. 你給我收爹!
& a2 G. u  B, M" r" Y$ PDo you think me didn't arrive 你當我無到
& ?/ ?& f( i, v5 k% V8 R1 VLaugh die me. 笑死我。
3 a9 f1 U0 x/ R) a5 k8 {American chinese not enough. 美中不足。
# N! b# Q* s' p) m: t" ]# ZHeart flower angry open. 心花怒放。 . d  B7 G. W" m0 L0 I
You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   Q3 g% Z0 o% W& k5 ^) G
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! " r& v8 M# w5 T! t. l% O" O
Eight woman八婆
' u- y! x% J4 ~" x" `; REight woman, you are good! 八婆,你好o野! % Y5 T' `7 n8 l, q; y7 ]! b
Wear grass 著草
8 ?4 z0 L+ b! P$ U' _I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。
$ A  P# o( M) Z0 ^* Z2 WI fear that you have teeth. 我驚你有牙!
/ F2 @8 o( ~4 {* t7 C; p3 U) P$ a0 lA stupid guy can be taught. 孺子可教
7 ^$ `- x; v) H% s* uTo collect hundred home's big achievement. 集百家之大成
* ~  P9 o% m) N0 _  ^Good mother.好娘 0 v/ l; g0 u8 q' f
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 你未夠班同我講數! + {) v; L% n) E( n) l$ @, L! F: W
Old dot.老點
4 H5 c4 \4 t% b4 nOne old water 一舊水 ( k0 ~0 h* y5 E+ }! P+ X1 c
What the spring do you do你做乜春 1 s" }7 }+ |" ]2 r) h
A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
8 @: Q, W. K# R' ?* ^, cMeasure water Pound water.磅水
2 W8 `. P; z- d1 GA dragon service.一條龍服務
- u' a. [5 D) v# k- zPump water.****
- O; C- p4 a/ D/ F$ j! _) VTwo beat six.二打六 . U- Z/ j/ n$ C& F! y
Two five boy.二五仔 / a: B; d8 _8 M9 q7 S

 

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