港式英文 (笑死人!)

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港式英文 (笑死人!)

Piano piano green 琴琴青
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。 / p4 Z9 Z$ V6 D+ I9 b- I- j. l

I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！ 7 O" `2 A3 ]3 B7 v+ ?

Fish skin~鱼皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。
You fall on your street.你仆你个街
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Blow water吹水
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹鸡
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。 " P+ ?2 h5 ~) b

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。 0 {, y, S; D8 f0 X& c6 V
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Face green green脸青青。 9 {# u# K  R, x. r: Y( r7 Y0 S& c/ ]
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( t8 x, [' y  [3 M+ f6 \, {* @" e
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳楼啦。 - q# P% v* V4 g* r. A

People mountain people sea人山人海。 ) R, y$ k/ ~- t" F9 L9 N
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Are you road?你系唔系路呀?  ) W- _9 e; c& M' t& b5 t
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 * o. b% b2 c0 t2 x7 x& O2 N; ?4 u+ Q
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How senior are you?你算老几?  ; t- c" @. @9 c/ z+ n# t

What the water are you?你系乜水? 7 O4 E$ h) Y- j

Where are you come from?你边度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班马噼友。 9 s: h( [0 q) T* Q% w) I' }

Do the world做世界。 6 l) H$ ~9 i- p& j$ Y0 B

Big tea rice大茶饭。 ! C) k; {% e( K7 i' Z- @* \
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What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?  , q4 u5 h% J8 S. j$ u

Cut girl 界女  # y( D' M# v3 \  L3 ?
The king of cutting girl.界女王。 / O5 z9 Z6 v2 E' N$ ^' e
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！ 8 n9 q9 C: J! Z6 ~
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I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！

Collect father收爹 ! \4 d4 F* I+ @% o7 G/ Q5 z
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企系度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( B: K  v! A7 _7 d
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！ ' b7 H! G1 f# O; x) H5 j/ s- P8 I

Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! / ^1 z( z# B# ?" O1 ]( ~* a

King eight egg.王八蛋 : O) d7 _0 d) H! O$ \/ i9 g# Z
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！

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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。

I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ " @, r' H) l" s1 L0 {( l8 |* e0 w) G2 k4 S
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High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 $ h7 E4 A4 s/ {- O, r1 l4 q- B
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！
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Old dot.老点 3 _  Z4 M7 f1 u7 K

One old water 一旧水

What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ( [9 @9 m  b) @( J
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗   |' \- y& S6 Y4 r

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 7 J7 F. w4 E& {  N2 [$ u

Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一条龙服务

Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two beat six.二打六 9 |4 i1 [. o4 ?9 F
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Two five boy.二五仔 $ O7 i& r, @; y* l0 z) K7 N
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Green head boy 青头仔
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I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。

To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。 / ]4 ~) n! J8 i( C# {7 {
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You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ # y* B2 b# @. j; R& a8 B& `) }
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Measure water.磅水。
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A dragon service.一條龍服務。   B- r1 W, q$ h( g; Z) @5 G6 b0 m
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Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?

Worship the mountain. 拜山。 ( X8 H) b% ^; u+ U3 _' r
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You're so small air. 你真係小氣。
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Put you on the table. 擺你上台。