港式英文 (笑死人!)

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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ' e- g! `( d. a0 J* A% c0 r
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。

I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！ : f4 @5 Y& N9 X- l9 ^) t

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？ % W& I6 _/ [% j9 B' w5 Z# Y/ P

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！ 6 h( d  ]! e! H& Y$ p4 v1 Y, }% _

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！ 5 l1 [. S" F. z

Fish skin~鱼皮。 7 k: k5 h; W* q1 b4 o
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ; {  x9 `2 U* w* i$ E
You fall on your street.你仆你个街

Blow water吹水  & A. M  {+ D6 s/ k  Y1 m
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹鸡
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。 0 Z2 _, |& Y% X

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。 $ V" r  T( o6 b. I1 n

Face green green脸青青。 7 B7 r/ n' w( S. s& V
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳楼啦。 ! X7 y& |6 Z" e

People mountain people sea人山人海。 - n$ J( o8 a( L8 H* ]) C

Are you road?你系唔系路呀?  1 K+ [4 Q* T" d6 I
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Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 9 W4 o- |3 d1 `, T1 b: K
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How senior are you?你算老几?  & n+ K  P( @8 z7 W' w( B* e
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What the water are you?你系乜水?
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Where are you come from?你边度架? " i& x" g3 A( {8 K/ p
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Do you big me?你大我呀?  + U- j( v9 F! a/ R1 T7 P& @! W

Zebra chops people班马噼友。 , _. O2 o" u) Q7 W" A9 \1 K

Do the world做世界。 ; G  W' N2 z; Y8 I( J$ b( r

Big tea rice大茶饭。

What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女  7 M: k+ [8 ~: i3 f4 e6 u3 G
The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！ 3 H& L% l4 X% }3 Q) q4 f

I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！

Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ & T8 F9 b. P; P
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到? ( V0 m" b+ K+ o" t. d2 k5 l

Laugh die me.笑死我。 0 M6 E. t: n9 o6 j, }5 \

You give me stop.你同我企系度。 7 R) K# W8 L2 f  A2 h. @5 j. `2 {
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。   \+ F2 `% U  \! ~' |
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 \6 o: x) t) d0 r+ t/ r& A
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！ 1 a( V. \0 H% E, a2 e2 T
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Eight woman八婆 , H/ C4 ?3 B; e( O7 l" v
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ' F# D, j  G1 i2 B

Black son黑仔 - f0 e% o7 ^  U0 I$ Z! V. [: ~# ?2 J

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass着草 # I% C1 G. X) b. a9 m4 J
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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。 ; `) M3 m* E# Q0 t3 e6 O
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I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ 6 f+ m  [) Q! L' b7 l6 k. Y

High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 4 H* f; r: `$ t5 H  s/ l
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 * c# G7 e2 Y& k" K, W' i

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！

Old dot.老点

One old water 一旧水 2 b3 m$ p/ \* _( a# I0 u
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? # w6 ~. E0 H, u5 \! F) P

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 t% o/ i6 [0 _' a
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水

A dragon service.一条龙服务 ( c7 ]0 y0 Q- l! Q; |/ R, \

Hold hold water.楂楂水 ; Y5 x4 n/ y/ L5 }0 E# _! A
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Pump water.抽水
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Two beat six.二打六 0 r1 L# K  @) P  Y2 K
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Two five boy.二五仔 % t" X. D! E$ e( Z3 N

Green head boy 青头仔 : ^- r; E% }& Y! M0 }0 o# G

I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。
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To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。

You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 5 j  d1 K, _& g" z4 |$ j

Measure water.磅水。
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A dragon service.一條龍服務。 & q/ |& W+ R6 ^0 d
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Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?

Worship the mountain. 拜山。

You're so small air. 你真係小氣。

Put you on the table. 擺你上台。