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Piano piano green 琴琴青 6 h: S1 ]7 J: N1 |
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
  B5 d8 }: y' `' w4 l4 C: hI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
1 J. t$ C" c* X& ^You teach me how to come out and walk in the future 你教我以後點出o黎行?
$ l9 z; d# ?; f' ~, o9 k3 C8 L, BI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! + h* m+ q, g) {4 f
If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! * X6 I5 |* G8 L; K( p: c1 n8 p8 }2 b* t
Blow water 吹水
6 U7 J& _$ t1 h) c$ DMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
/ n: r- c% s+ Z. v7 D% f4 rBlow chicken 吹雞 1 n6 A. r' I6 E; G5 p: e
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 我吹雞打你班友 。 2 K, H  f' E4 L5 _
Stupid stupid want to move 蠢蠢欲動 。
$ M: f1 ]+ J2 ~; }. ~; HYou see road carefully 你小心睇路 。 * v9 M: B( z) r) j) l- {# B7 U
You go to street carefully 你出街小心D。 * _/ ^# }3 M. s3 O4 {
You jump building. 你跳樓啦。 ; @& y, h& Z, C  }4 ^* T' Z" r6 M
Are you road?? 你係唔係路呀 : o" m+ y' k  _# S7 g4 x' W7 W" |
How senior are you?? 你算老幾
5 N9 U. u& {; l- U( e+ n: lWhat the water are you?? 你係乜水 0 A! e; X; Z- U- H
Where are you come from ?? 你邊度架
# c% A9 ^0 D: e! ~3 ^+ l, r5 MDo you big me?? 你大我呀 6 \& K) i. h2 g! P- K
Zebra chops people 班馬劈友 。 ; X8 j  Z( w( L! d4 g/ d7 ]7 {
Do the world 做世界 。
% ]+ ~/ o  e0 q, ~0 J# b- H( zBig tea rice 大茶飯 。 : x4 H( m" `6 x' n& t
What the ghost are you talk 你講乜鬼
' p; w; t1 ?. f8 e% CI give you only a hair. 我俾條毛你!   V' j- |& T1 e" p0 _5 U9 y" h% E- W
Collect father 收爹
% l$ b- p* q) k; J, IYou give me collect father. 你給我收爹!
8 ?8 @& F+ N& \5 s3 r4 }$ K+ S. ADo you think me didn't arrive 你當我無到
8 q) g( n& c, K# A. L6 ^3 x2 w; X5 {Laugh die me. 笑死我。
/ L) |! b6 F; ]5 p% ?American chinese not enough. 美中不足。   Z% f+ Y- _% x5 f
Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放。
( z9 S7 k! Z9 [4 mYou have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 5 s4 `6 [) _; f
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
% Y1 `# E7 P. ?/ E5 H: aEight woman八婆
9 `  ]1 M- y3 T' m, [! A6 s0 n$ uEight woman, you are good! 八婆,你好o野! ) V' @* t/ m7 z8 i5 q
Wear grass 著草 5 b' P% W; m5 ?; B. u
I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。
7 H& e5 Y% M, f7 b% N. t  [0 g8 L1 CI fear that you have teeth. 我驚你有牙!
4 K  Z# h" J9 _% v# _% ]A stupid guy can be taught. 孺子可教
0 ^! j7 t* j4 E) Y( lTo collect hundred home's big achievement. 集百家之大成
% p  |9 R& t; ~$ D  gGood mother.好娘 " S$ W+ ^0 m1 H6 d3 m  Z+ v/ ^* u4 H
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 你未夠班同我講數!
9 c* V! g: C# `% i  _Old dot.老點
1 }5 K- n0 m) i: e) Z8 W. HOne old water 一舊水
. r2 M# t# y+ [% f( `  tWhat the spring do you do你做乜春
, J' j7 y, \! r, }; s) i0 _2 XA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 & I3 q% `7 m! |/ p" A3 C$ Y/ b  _
Measure water Pound water.磅水 ' x, V2 T3 v3 N
A dragon service.一條龍服務
8 D( g3 s- N) E+ ~' T1 W* WPump water.**** 4 F) ]  o1 K" y$ u8 O2 j
Two beat six.二打六 0 v# a" X* R2 x4 K0 }4 r
Two five boy.二五仔
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