港式英文 (笑死人!)

英文

你如果有翻少少英文SENCE应该睇得明既.......唔好话我知呢种程度你都睇唔明就得了 5 [6 ]% n1 Q- M: K2 f0 ~( E
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港式英文 (笑死人!) ) }. u5 u- E$ g9 \

Piano piano green 琴琴青 ! v  G' ~# q4 _. v. Q; ?! j
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。

I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！ + _& i8 `$ X! o8 Q+ H$ d, Z: ^: f

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！ 7 e! c; B" g# B( _9 P
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！
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Fish skin~鱼皮。 - a* y7 ^1 T4 O$ M3 F
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Fall on a street@@ 。
You fall on your street.你仆你个街 ( A  k$ N! j& Y/ ~! [
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Blow water吹水  1 m6 b5 {4 s3 U# q
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 9 U7 i1 j- L/ H8 q
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Blow chicken吹鸡 ; G; \; H+ ?* d( k
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.  : E( {% d9 r2 N7 I
我吹鸡打你班友。 4 E* @: f: I: i) j! C. }9 t) C
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。
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Face green green脸青青。 * b9 b# z% r" m0 S3 a# M
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"   L' K# }% n/ R0 J
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 / U2 |8 |1 J1 O. t2 \

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , A5 e! x) B* b) L- s$ @# n+ m! j
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You jump building.你跳楼啦。 ) K4 e' N: j3 s  i

People mountain people sea人山人海。 / v( D( D( e" u1 I

Are you road?你系唔系路呀?

Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。

How senior are you?你算老几?
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What the water are you?你系乜水?

Where are you come from?你边度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班马噼友。
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Do the world做世界。

Big tea rice大茶饭。 . Y$ l" k  D5 D8 R' V* t6 n
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What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?  * z9 J4 y! I* v. f6 R' v
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Cut girl 界女  + w. O& D; m2 z8 y* q' Y& \
The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ 4 p4 T" h! m3 x& G

Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ - l" I# V7 M* G+ L
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到? ! C6 ~9 z# H+ z- w, X
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 / |/ P) g5 w) i6 `. I3 x

You give me stop.你同我企系度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 1 v+ x+ `9 K) D" t# e

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 - y! H( S! A" N/ O* @

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！
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Eight woman八婆 6 v) w8 w2 O) l* g5 z, E
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!

King eight egg.王八蛋 ! I0 _/ s- k. j6 N1 O8 k
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Black son黑仔 * i- k1 o7 n, J& M

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ : c; B- J" N- }0 s

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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。

I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ & s+ o1 w- Y4 [/ @' ?, W  f, S
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High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 7 a) W5 n# N5 y# M  a) S

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘 / H, N* d; D/ R8 c
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！ 6 J  p; E$ L7 }2 K: o1 ~

Old dot.老点 * S! ~! `, p9 j8 L& g7 O
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One old water 一旧水 * H- l. z& _; a' H$ _9 L
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 5 n; P* z7 s5 {  x  U. O. q
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 % v. ^- p+ U, T" ]+ w+ n4 R

A dragon service.一条龙服务 : b5 ^8 ^( T2 k" b9 H2 |, M

Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水

Two beat six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 . \1 A( V" h; l* A" b

Green head boy 青头仔
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I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。
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To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。

You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 2 V! m4 L( K- y' v; `# ?
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Measure water.磅水。 : P4 u$ B" y5 ~  r' L
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A dragon service.一條龍服務。 $ u; r( R+ B: X1 G  J: _. w1 h9 I

Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?
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Worship the mountain. 拜山。

You're so small air. 你真係小氣。
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Put you on the table. 擺你上台。