港式英文 (笑死人!)

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。 7 O( e5 ]6 \3 M4 S- X9 {

I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？ * `2 B/ f# G' o8 B# B' w
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！

Fish skin~鱼皮。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 " `! ~6 y( _, e5 h4 d& R2 f3 N2 q) m
You fall on your street.你仆你个街

Blow water吹水
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ; ?  u7 j* M: g; _6 u" M4 \* o
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Blow chicken吹鸡 3 |% M1 E/ N9 G: B2 ~) G$ [
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。 & F8 A; I, L6 a. K8 o5 v
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Face green green脸青青。 # Y' Q2 f/ @, k% j4 z5 r
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳楼啦。 4 H7 P: r8 n7 F# y7 F

People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你系唔系路呀?  9 ~; E- R4 ^) g

Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老几?

What the water are you?你系乜水?
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Where are you come from?你边度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?    ^+ \: e& Y4 Z- ]. u
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Zebra chops people班马噼友。
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Do the world做世界。
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Big tea rice大茶饭。
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What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女
The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ 6 j2 ]6 H& x0 W8 ~& X8 @! h

Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ $ B# ?. }0 O8 h& h
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到? 6 w* ^6 m. A6 M/ l+ |. `! V% `$ B- z; X
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 1 c, z7 Y: g/ R' e9 T& u
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You give me stop.你同我企系度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 6 t6 Q# d6 [9 ]# f6 P
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！

Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!

King eight egg.王八蛋 + v0 e& C- [4 g

Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！

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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘 : `; y8 s) d% M, ]3 E
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！ " Z0 o% o" Q5 c6 e2 x. K6 r( V- G

Old dot.老点 - g4 W) U8 b3 T+ |3 d4 R. P, B
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One old water 一旧水 ) C& p7 k; W% r4 x

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 # s- j' G5 {! `& E5 H( ?

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 / T7 @7 A/ ]3 ~3 I( K3 o  \
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A dragon service.一条龙服务 0 P  h: z" a9 D1 p! I2 ]6 Q
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 : U: u8 T) b/ @+ \/ v( I! m
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Pump water.抽水

Two beat six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

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I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。 9 q7 ]$ K/ R: M

To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。

You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 4 D5 e% G; Y# Q
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Measure water.磅水。

A dragon service.一條龍服務。
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Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?  2 ^, c. ^/ \" t) F7 t

Worship the mountain. 拜山。 % ]. V6 I4 l' R2 L5 Y$ I7 M( D

You're so small air. 你真係小氣。

Put you on the table. 擺你上台。