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Piano piano green 琴琴青 8 Q4 H. N$ i/ Z/ V7 {0 M
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 % s8 {; }% _& U0 w' L- g
I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
4 @  Y+ f' [0 {$ X9 F6 BYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future 你教我以後點出o黎行? - H6 C! ~" d1 o- ~+ t: k/ G
I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! - `4 Q! i5 o8 `  Y
If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! - L4 V0 m2 L& C# m) x: G
Blow water 吹水
5 j4 l! A) L) a" \5 TMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
# P/ h& S, m" VBlow chicken 吹雞
  G. _8 ^4 P! b" ~, |I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 我吹雞打你班友 。
" m) s0 u2 }% J$ L' rStupid stupid want to move 蠢蠢欲動 。 2 G  C! U& [0 [" Z# N  d  O
You see road carefully 你小心睇路 。 ; K3 g* l7 r$ y; x7 _
You go to street carefully 你出街小心D。
5 c# u% |1 Y7 Y- w9 L3 ?9 hYou jump building. 你跳樓啦。 & q, x; E  A+ ^- L
Are you road?? 你係唔係路呀 , a0 y/ X) T/ ~/ H8 u3 _+ Z$ r/ M
How senior are you?? 你算老幾
. W3 c- S/ x' _. R+ t; j% X" cWhat the water are you?? 你係乜水 ( c: _' ?6 \; f
Where are you come from ?? 你邊度架
. e2 _; e9 D+ A; G8 aDo you big me?? 你大我呀 ) B! t' H( z' B1 u' D
Zebra chops people 班馬劈友 。
/ }8 W4 q: e* w6 C# S! r0 ^Do the world 做世界 。 3 p, N. b, r5 r2 T
Big tea rice 大茶飯 。 # V9 C% X! q: C8 p
What the ghost are you talk 你講乜鬼 5 K5 W9 I9 Z  q, W6 a! ^
I give you only a hair. 我俾條毛你!
1 ?! _) ]$ K9 \; F( ^. A4 J7 aCollect father 收爹
/ a& B; v7 S* L( v$ GYou give me collect father. 你給我收爹!
, d$ H+ ]- z$ Y" ~$ G( i3 D7 MDo you think me didn't arrive 你當我無到
8 @& C' S% o4 U1 c$ _, HLaugh die me. 笑死我。 5 z3 S/ f7 E! G5 c/ p5 O0 Y) C
American chinese not enough. 美中不足。
1 _. V* c) |. THeart flower angry open. 心花怒放。
( }$ Z! s, z9 J: pYou have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
: m' A. U1 W; s0 c& S# y' W0 u6 Y, r你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! / G8 ?- I; h0 c: K5 N4 e
Eight woman八婆 9 z- S9 [/ F+ |5 s; p+ ~  U5 ?
Eight woman, you are good! 八婆,你好o野!
9 ~' w. v  I8 ~! O+ p& iWear grass 著草
( \4 S7 ]/ q, TI am wearing grass. 我著緊草。 & @4 D5 Q+ U- L
I fear that you have teeth. 我驚你有牙! - \  O6 a# |  N5 U6 y
A stupid guy can be taught. 孺子可教 ) U  `1 `' u! c, s- N2 w
To collect hundred home's big achievement. 集百家之大成 7 l& n( Z; \( ?+ o# t7 v1 M
Good mother.好娘 6 D* U. `5 M6 H0 r9 Q
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 你未夠班同我講數! $ {. c) Y6 N  H) G$ n: i- I% P! e
Old dot.老點
7 S+ w/ _6 Z' r. R+ \One old water 一舊水 0 R: F. e5 d, W% Y  Y# e
What the spring do you do你做乜春 " \7 i2 O$ o  [8 `/ u, E+ N
A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 / X; @/ S, W4 A, z* o  U" C; c2 ?
Measure water Pound water.磅水 - A" ^# T1 D$ L) [. }% r
A dragon service.一條龍服務
' o2 P3 o, p7 x6 |! ~/ nPump water.**** ' g5 A5 o( l, k5 L  _  _9 `$ ]/ @$ q
Two beat six.二打六
, v4 v% o- `* U+ {2 VTwo five boy.二五仔
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