港式英文 (笑死人!)

英文

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。
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I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！ " M4 a9 w8 C* z$ O0 W- p/ S) H

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？ ; y: `  I: I4 b. @; ?) A/ D

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！ , F7 e! _8 l5 J
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！ * H: p) r; l" G6 z' W
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Fish skin~鱼皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。 + m3 \$ ~# t4 ]" O! U/ n5 E
You fall on your street.你仆你个街 ! b/ N3 \( l: @  N9 o$ W' h

Blow water吹水
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹鸡 4 Y( M8 Y" n, J  _. M' w
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。 ) \4 Z5 n# x9 j7 D! E. F4 Z8 ^

Face green green脸青青。
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 1 a$ p  W2 W6 ^! N! }- O
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」 3 I( F( _4 x' C+ D4 V6 i

You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳楼啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你系唔系路呀?  # c  I4 Z5 O8 Z5 n9 f8 [  R8 ]

Eat banana食蕉  + I3 s4 d4 ], ^; S& M
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老几?
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What the water are you?你系乜水? 0 L9 N- S: E- M  s+ }6 D0 S7 F7 Q8 ]
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Where are you come from?你边度架? & Z- s  o6 c6 a% Y7 f8 m  P7 B

Do you big me?你大我呀?  $ Q; x5 x4 f  Z

Zebra chops people班马噼友。 # z* c8 D3 O5 r# w% Y- f: x

Do the world做世界。 0 g& }( `/ u* S. w

Big tea rice大茶饭。

What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?  4 E/ I+ @- a4 z+ ~, i5 r' Y( \% k
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Cut girl 界女
The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ 3 ?% N. A' ^. ?: P

Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到? - I5 G" f  c0 j8 N, `  d
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Laugh die me.笑死我。

You give me stop.你同我企系度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 8 i# J; o# Y# L, |

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！ ! S. u! U) U1 s

Eight woman八婆 ' u: c7 r/ r" D

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!

King eight egg.王八蛋 / P5 W/ P2 x$ X4 E* D4 z  o# k
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！

Wear grass着草

I am wearing grass.我着紧草。

I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ ; w) B" v& f4 o) c- w
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High hand.高手 8 V) f; `1 G/ r: ?  S

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 ) M! @8 ~6 T: ?8 x+ m! i

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！ + X& E) w9 J7 o

Old dot.老点   s5 b5 p0 \9 @: `0 O3 k9 w; i

One old water 一旧水 3 F( Q/ ?$ y' S) `  p+ R  X
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! _! F: q, _9 L! y
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ; N2 y2 W2 K- {% o! |9 t
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A dragon service.一条龙服务 : j/ y: x2 ]) _0 T1 `5 ^/ q+ g

Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水 / N% |+ t7 o" n
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Two beat six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔 8 Z, E0 _. m; _6 y! G

Green head boy 青头仔 * `2 m: X1 _' C" o  c1 A2 o

I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。

To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。
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You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ & a" `2 j; U- `8 p$ C( O7 K" R
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Measure water.磅水。

A dragon service.一條龍服務。

Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?

Worship the mountain. 拜山。
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You're so small air. 你真係小氣。 : r  _1 h! }5 z0 Y5 x
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Put you on the table. 擺你上台。