港式英文 (笑死人!)

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港式英文 (笑死人!)

Piano piano green 琴琴青
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。 , H* `  j) B. B0 Z4 r& c) I0 D
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I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！ * [% `& z; b8 v
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？ 9 l/ T+ a2 H: y/ A1 O( ]! `$ Z1 e

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！ 5 s0 z$ H8 _! c7 K
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Fish skin~鱼皮。 2 p9 k* }% z4 o, N! Q# _9 S

Fall on a street@@ 。
You fall on your street.你仆你个街
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Blow water吹水
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ; H, q1 X  V( R' I. x
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Blow chicken吹鸡 0 @/ I7 J! C; |9 [1 |5 B2 a
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。 8 v9 Q4 z0 j! u. b1 }0 P

Face green green脸青青。
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 4 D+ \) s% ?; G* r! f
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You jump building.你跳楼啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你系唔系路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 , ~4 z0 D$ O  ^% [  \# I

How senior are you?你算老几?  0 t: E; e5 B5 i0 d

What the water are you?你系乜水?

Where are you come from?你边度架? 5 |  K3 u1 r6 I. Y

Do you big me?你大我呀?  7 X. Y$ @+ H2 o+ W7 x. L

Zebra chops people班马噼友。
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Do the world做世界。 " {$ Z: O4 X5 s  Z8 ^: `

Big tea rice大茶饭。 % @! e  K- o+ s: {- U

What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?    ~1 T. ?6 R; R3 z( H0 S

Cut girl 界女  . H! K  D! r5 W+ q% @) u3 Z
The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ ' s6 k8 V8 _, q  Z
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Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企系度。 . |, [" x: b" V3 q: c: J2 @9 z
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' [2 J8 s9 g" S* W
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 1 r, I' l- E* F3 X9 q% B
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ; M1 F3 }% g- E8 p- [' S' T: E
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 3 G. F/ q% n: O) \/ q
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 3 r+ ^: `1 D; ?1 N; J
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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。

I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 & N: }) K8 V# b# n3 k2 O

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 : I. e' t/ r+ g' [. I2 C
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！ " l0 e8 z4 d/ a, m

Old dot.老点

One old water 一旧水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 / B8 g* M8 N3 v" ~( v5 Y& Q; s

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 * Q. X& O( z) C/ z
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ( c4 w# ~/ {; n. l5 o. R
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A dragon service.一条龙服务 ; j' L2 l8 D' z& O3 D

Hold hold water.楂楂水 5 s! i& t) k/ |5 }; A. i

Pump water.抽水

Two beat six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
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Green head boy 青头仔

I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。 1 [! H: k0 O- Q. _8 T# T$ t

To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。
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You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ : l# P! V  C& W$ k1 L

Measure water.磅水。 9 W7 ~* n0 Y# ?$ \% i+ M4 a) G
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A dragon service.一條龍服務。 9 R% Z3 [. I7 B

Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?
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Worship the mountain. 拜山。

You're so small air. 你真係小氣。
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Put you on the table. 擺你上台。