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Piano piano green 琴琴青
) j% x9 U! ]4 C/ `0 e  S9 w3 [. W3 gPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 , b) ]) N1 _: J6 O2 Z
I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 2 [2 C' u. m5 S+ z1 T
You teach me how to come out and walk in the future 你教我以後點出o黎行?
1 X% {$ F# }: X  y3 \+ u1 P6 y& _I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! / Q4 @: m  Z3 `8 F: Y& c- `
If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
/ V! X# b. f! I5 P0 h: q! R) b  RBlow water 吹水
' d- _8 }: n7 f7 n* oMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 0 b% B3 g+ y' x
Blow chicken 吹雞
1 \  o4 ]- d4 ]+ B+ {) vI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 我吹雞打你班友 。
9 E) {# U8 A5 [) PStupid stupid want to move 蠢蠢欲動 。
& y1 A* o, [! v; J* X* {You see road carefully 你小心睇路 。 , J4 r: z1 P7 r9 z9 l4 P9 ^
You go to street carefully 你出街小心D。 & D- F6 N( d8 V) L1 n$ Q
You jump building. 你跳樓啦。
; F" O9 A' ~6 X" J, H- ~: IAre you road?? 你係唔係路呀
* Z) a" f* A1 R) U" Q1 ]9 Z  uHow senior are you?? 你算老幾
/ G+ j1 ?2 `& Q/ P0 i  C1 ?What the water are you?? 你係乜水
( s/ n4 M7 s- i) P! C. j$ `Where are you come from ?? 你邊度架
! L1 _+ C# F# j/ N6 \9 t- Z8 @  aDo you big me?? 你大我呀 / d( S* q( {( p1 r0 u- Y( f
Zebra chops people 班馬劈友 。
3 C; I; F9 Z( k  kDo the world 做世界 。
6 S& M5 z3 v+ k: UBig tea rice 大茶飯 。
0 q' V' X7 k6 o8 M0 {+ ZWhat the ghost are you talk 你講乜鬼
7 W0 {8 A* d- E' f  VI give you only a hair. 我俾條毛你!
; ^2 j- x0 U' f) MCollect father 收爹
8 c- s  _" ?$ @' a* vYou give me collect father. 你給我收爹!
  H6 ]" d8 b- j' A& y$ ~Do you think me didn't arrive 你當我無到
6 X6 q5 R+ G+ Y9 e: ?Laugh die me. 笑死我。
) B+ Q% {% x" O+ I' q/ TAmerican chinese not enough. 美中不足。
6 A7 E4 W; A9 A. XHeart flower angry open. 心花怒放。
) X. c& M3 p$ [& U6 }3 EYou have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. . s7 h* D0 G$ @6 g
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! - }& B0 U: g2 ]* b* M4 ?" P) E
Eight woman八婆
8 I9 c* Z$ I: N5 b' MEight woman, you are good! 八婆,你好o野! ) ~: Z8 a/ y  F7 w. Q4 N9 A
Wear grass 著草
' W' l- F; `0 i6 F/ g# xI am wearing grass. 我著緊草。 5 \# t1 X: l5 ], N
I fear that you have teeth. 我驚你有牙!
2 i. X# r& M4 @2 Q7 t4 s9 {A stupid guy can be taught. 孺子可教
. z$ l2 G/ _! e3 G# h4 x- CTo collect hundred home's big achievement. 集百家之大成
4 K" r! W0 ^" G; n; s, g6 D- `Good mother.好娘
  p, S7 a3 A6 n' l0 [You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 你未夠班同我講數!
* `/ N8 K; Y; m$ |% ]# n( j0 POld dot.老點 8 F2 I1 c# E% ?; V/ q7 T
One old water 一舊水
) `! K5 X. M7 C! o% i" n8 O7 pWhat the spring do you do你做乜春
+ S7 o$ }, m& B& C5 u$ UA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 . y6 i$ l6 x; A# W! i- u
Measure water Pound water.磅水 5 `% Y$ \+ c; f7 D
A dragon service.一條龍服務
, m  ~) c5 e* U1 c' KPump water.****
2 w1 _! s  o8 G/ ~5 |0 mTwo beat six.二打六 8 P$ c& p) ~" v
Two five boy.二五仔 0 {) J5 @0 M) C" ^) v" r& @

 

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