港式英文 (笑死人!)

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港式英文 (笑死人!)
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 , U  ~$ Q/ u$ b0 y* K
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。 ! b6 ~5 b. |+ ?0 a) q
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I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！ / o+ Z  t8 z% R, |9 y) t! v

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！ 8 @5 D$ C! }; r6 G0 k+ k: i0 f

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！ + D# A% S, I) b  L
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Fish skin~鱼皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。
You fall on your street.你仆你个街
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Blow water吹水
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹鸡
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。 ) _; d( T! s9 b/ ?& D( v5 o7 F7 |
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。

Face green green脸青青。
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" : A! U; I, _  i5 E
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」 2 I* @) T. N- b" o- \7 X. J+ l
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。   P. U3 C4 l4 I7 O
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 2 n% B0 h) q. S3 S3 n: \4 p! V1 C( V

You jump building.你跳楼啦。 8 K' e8 D  B/ t, d  f6 c

People mountain people sea人山人海。 / I+ M/ M0 E' o2 N

Are you road?你系唔系路呀?  2 M: l; V0 ^3 [8 C9 u, h+ m2 w

Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。

How senior are you?你算老几?  * U& K' H( T9 {' Z8 C& }9 K

What the water are you?你系乜水?

Where are you come from?你边度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?  / M; }7 A% O" ?1 C9 h
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Zebra chops people班马噼友。

Do the world做世界。 + y7 {* D( |( ~' s* F# J

Big tea rice大茶饭。 + E) j" D% i  _6 T
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What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?  3 g, [9 h7 ~: j# z
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Cut girl 界女  % ?. m/ @! ?0 C1 V3 W
The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ' q1 C- u/ B( Q

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！ . |) M0 [0 c, U$ b5 `9 Z! _

I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ 9 B" ^' O6 Y' h! d( S
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Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到? ! K  b. @* z3 n& i% p  w4 \

Laugh die me.笑死我。 ; u# F0 j4 c; o/ b3 D6 o+ b2 h
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You give me stop.你同我企系度。 ! c4 z( L" ?4 d3 k
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！

Eight woman八婆 ( ~. d% K+ Z# y6 W1 u2 F7 `
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! - R& k: N( j8 e' q( D, M. ]
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King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ' |# @1 {. t8 q+ Z

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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。

I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！ 6 j3 y) k' a& m2 c4 c

Old dot.老点

One old water 一旧水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 1 r7 R7 k/ L! l0 P* U9 X* E

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 - z# B  ]- T0 ~
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 4 ^, e% D: `4 i8 w

Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一条龙服务 ! |5 q' i2 y' G' @3 e" g' a8 ]
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Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水
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Two beat six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔
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Green head boy 青头仔 ; l7 m" T5 j9 m) h7 P

I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。 ' K: Z' s2 U1 X! P. j4 t

To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。
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You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ , T( ^; I4 I6 o9 E6 s

Measure water.磅水。
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A dragon service.一條龍服務。
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Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?  * j, Z2 f7 k3 n
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Worship the mountain. 拜山。
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You're so small air. 你真係小氣。 : L3 A$ d1 i+ q: o4 H4 z4 o9 C
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Put you on the table. 擺你上台。