港式英文 (笑死人!)

英文

你如果有翻少少英文SENCE应该睇得明既.......唔好话我知呢种程度你都睇唔明就得了 7 E! N. A" B  V7 X( A
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。 3 G4 k' H% O- K+ V( B
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I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！ 7 i0 |; H% U& k
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！ ; V& Y1 J' l) R& J! [$ K* T  |

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！ ) z" M2 \$ ]  V0 P: [8 d* A4 V5 o2 a
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Fish skin~鱼皮。 % O* |; u  N$ v9 g9 w
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ( \" f( H. i+ E# ^
You fall on your street.你仆你个街 4 o% ?, o# V$ o5 z  V/ R! L

Blow water吹水
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 # V% ^. H- ~& o
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Blow chicken吹鸡 # H* o0 [" q: V! U& X% L9 N
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。
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Face green green脸青青。 0 R( R: A( H& N1 F& B
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」 . m5 s# h/ E, ]- i

You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳楼啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你系唔系路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉  ; l3 y. d) h8 n
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ) t+ X4 R# h3 c; g/ Y$ }7 C
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How senior are you?你算老几?  * ^+ y5 u1 b4 U/ h% {1 d* E
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What the water are you?你系乜水?

Where are you come from?你边度架? & M3 a+ b8 U' L+ A5 A

Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班马噼友。
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Do the world做世界。 . }2 W7 P  [4 l- a+ |4 A
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Big tea rice大茶饭。 * B) ]" `: C0 m% l% y) s. D
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What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?  ( k( ^! _/ L, H4 K! \; \+ O# [

Cut girl 界女  1 X: X& h8 f. k; k) i* L  ~
The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ( R! ?5 s8 H$ o  @% C* m! K
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ - j7 D, m2 g0 V' D2 ]/ k
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Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ 5 i4 p6 b) m, k

Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到? % y4 R: r8 q+ ?9 r- n

Laugh die me.笑死我。 : C0 L! b. r  M0 ]: T
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You give me stop.你同我企系度。 ' n& ^5 I& C4 e

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ; d  m* n0 s  {; w0 @# h6 s

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ) N( v4 ]; b, @  y
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. , b. g: z0 q- j8 M
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！ # Q4 i# c5 |, H0 T# X# n) K

Eight woman八婆 : D$ Z: s  U( i' Y. b; h1 i& f
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 1 H5 j! u$ i! t7 A
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ . F% O2 l3 c& w; G3 j" c% S4 V# x
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Wear grass着草
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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。 : U+ O8 V5 |) }7 I

I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！

High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 % l: {- h" X  D; I% \3 @

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 2 f+ c3 r- P4 c' y
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！

Old dot.老点 9 G0 b6 c, t) [) l! V: I7 v" b
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One old water 一旧水 : G3 D4 i/ o+ L! D# v

What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 0 ]' t7 _2 D4 t' a0 B! H& h. Q6 I# Z

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 9 H- C  y# @/ W5 @% ?& e

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 8 \$ @) p) `) z5 H& j! B: [' X8 ~  \

A dragon service.一条龙服务

Hold hold water.楂楂水 ' w. _$ O- V' y4 }  a3 `! g

Pump water.抽水 4 M$ I0 Z6 h  F: [& O
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Two beat six.二打六 ' y/ N/ |/ Q, h9 [
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Two five boy.二五仔

Green head boy 青头仔 " p& C. l5 a$ v

I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。 - h* ~  p# `1 _
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To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。

You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ " N, `' x. `  R4 [) _
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Measure water.磅水。
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A dragon service.一條龍服務。
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Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?

Worship the mountain. 拜山。 3 l  c1 _+ p  ?& Q1 K$ w

You're so small air. 你真係小氣。

Put you on the table. 擺你上台。