港式英文 (笑死人!)

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你如果有翻少少英文SENCE应该睇得明既.......唔好话我知呢种程度你都睇唔明就得了 + }/ S; i5 S, T0 k3 P$ @) X) l# ?
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 " C# J3 S4 o1 z3 r
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。
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I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！ ) F& P$ {4 a- q
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！ ; U+ y9 S. w1 A! u; e

Fish skin~鱼皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。
You fall on your street.你仆你个街
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Blow water吹水  ( [- Z3 r' V2 m8 v, Q
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹鸡 ' \: Z) D  V$ Y* ~: v: T9 F
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.    l/ v7 w, I: E( K
我吹鸡打你班友。 & ]% r9 e# m2 U& Z8 Q
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。 & t2 M, \9 z& \- `! C+ D
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Face green green脸青青。
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" # K! h+ ^6 c. s3 h& v. H/ Q
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」 4 B* P& g0 h' {+ `0 k
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 2 Y* U  ?$ D  k! {
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You jump building.你跳楼啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。 , S$ l+ d: x1 o
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Are you road?你系唔系路呀?  # q: j8 G1 \/ L- a$ R/ L9 {- k
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Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 + J. s& v# P) M, R  n+ e. e
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How senior are you?你算老几?  # Q. L& D7 X( H+ e
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What the water are you?你系乜水?

Where are you come from?你边度架? 6 W8 Z, Z" g/ Q, R

Do you big me?你大我呀?    S2 m. z5 Q: U  d4 R1 C
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Zebra chops people班马噼友。

Do the world做世界。 5 L3 B2 T5 b2 k3 {$ T

Big tea rice大茶饭。
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What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
The king of cutting girl.界女王。 & A, |$ [( C5 K; T) c: s

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ " A" e2 y0 i- n5 m! W; b4 \9 A. S8 B* I  o
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Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。 4 Q. L, U# L+ ^0 E* s) }

You give me stop.你同我企系度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 # a+ h; U7 Q3 R2 g' n& ?
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. + M3 E, N4 V8 H- l2 j
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！ 9 S9 q5 M; _  B! d5 P9 Q; I5 \  f

Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 6 w) p9 h* @+ S5 \6 V

King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔 1 N3 O( B' o4 h$ f) Q
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！   k- m5 m# v  Z. O. p, G

Wear grass着草
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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ ( Y/ G' K$ n! H  B% q
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High hand.高手 7 k4 g- H/ o7 h
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 2 p9 g* I) ?0 S5 t

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ' [: a1 g* I& c
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Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！ 2 t4 T" n! a) D$ D$ Q0 W7 z
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Old dot.老点 9 E3 I" i( c8 u4 G) n6 l$ }# y  l
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One old water 一旧水 0 e) D! c4 h! ]

What the spring do you do?你做乜春? . `3 E: a) `5 K; R

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水

A dragon service.一条龙服务

Hold hold water.楂楂水 ) C# }; n# m/ t; M! H/ N

Pump water.抽水 5 K4 P, ~2 h( Q9 {# h8 M. }

Two beat six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔

Green head boy 青头仔 6 c$ z3 ^- F; l7 V" H3 S5 W

I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。 6 v3 I1 F, X; G: u

To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。

You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ; w1 i8 H( J* u4 h% G

Measure water.磅水。 ) i$ s; ]7 k% [! j; \3 _& x
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A dragon service.一條龍服務。
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Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?  6 R5 e0 D- Z! F' G' L
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Worship the mountain. 拜山。 / I9 k9 e$ C2 D0 O) g% S

You're so small air. 你真係小氣。

Put you on the table. 擺你上台。