港式英文 (笑死人!)

英文

你如果有翻少少英文SENCE应该睇得明既.......唔好话我知呢种程度你都睇唔明就得了 ; K3 U* v4 q6 }3 x  x

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。
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I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？ 3 G! u- x, s2 a$ r! ~

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！ ) l2 q0 [% w5 n6 P3 D9 b1 j
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！ + @  U) H& G4 ~; F2 ~

Fish skin~鱼皮。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 , K" j& ~* {2 B" K1 e& U& n
You fall on your street.你仆你个街 & b( F$ B2 E1 _. S$ {
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Blow water吹水  # x1 }2 A, e. x- l
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 Z  x+ r( f" o$ s; Q2 j' E

Blow chicken吹鸡
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.  # O" I0 U( A  S$ T1 N2 T
我吹鸡打你班友。 9 _; a, x4 H! W5 t

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。 ( }- w& E% ?* ~6 E

Face green green脸青青。
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」 / n1 O: c0 ^/ a9 i
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 " C) C4 g9 }! @
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You jump building.你跳楼啦。 ' `$ o* X& w8 x7 v( `
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ( j: t8 A( Z3 H) @

Are you road?你系唔系路呀?

Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 0 k% ]* D6 Z9 k7 J4 _$ _2 V. J
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How senior are you?你算老几?  ; r: X/ ]) J' w' Y8 I6 f2 y5 I
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What the water are you?你系乜水?

Where are you come from?你边度架? ' k$ b9 S# G0 J* G4 t! F
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Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班马噼友。 ! y3 y% A) n- W! I/ ?# i
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Do the world做世界。
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Big tea rice大茶饭。
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What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?    p  S% _( H+ @
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Cut girl 界女
The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！

Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ 1 e; z" B+ Z  }% t( m
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到? & l# f9 T1 j# z& ]# v# p7 ~
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 & t( g% t( n; s6 b9 f* F5 A
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You give me stop.你同我企系度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 0 h7 J) {4 t4 T" m$ k( Z
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！ . Z; d3 n( a2 i+ q1 D
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! * L; k, ^" |, U0 q: ]
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King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ , d, w7 x$ l3 P  G2 T* t
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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。 ; v% F4 _* N& \, F5 j

I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ & l5 k: y6 m/ H- R7 R% O8 S, X5 E
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High hand.高手 ' I9 ^/ T3 G& {! i0 i7 P  y
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ' ?/ k; C+ X# p' u

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘 + _0 s& H2 H' U/ O3 ^2 ]' B
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！
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Old dot.老点
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One old water 一旧水 * X" u9 H/ b/ A! H, y' p9 @

What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 9 ~+ e- [0 A4 k; ^+ u

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 , D* f$ s4 D5 D
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 , B- c7 H+ `2 D! R* b
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A dragon service.一条龙服务

Hold hold water.楂楂水 ) o( u, v5 M$ Z7 n5 y' k/ M5 w
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Pump water.抽水 $ S2 l( r4 {, b7 t* Y+ R

Two beat six.二打六 ) Q6 U( B! E" J; h, t2 i

Two five boy.二五仔 5 u: M; N1 z& C1 ~  |

Green head boy 青头仔
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I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。 1 W- b2 P/ R( w. L, k; k. O5 [

To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。
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You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 8 ^+ L& C! f% Q4 ~0 e: o) o

Measure water.磅水。

A dragon service.一條龍服務。 9 P+ R5 S" h1 e! r' L

Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?  / V$ P8 @4 B' n* [- v5 h
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Worship the mountain. 拜山。 . S/ ]$ v  b2 F" e) `9 M' G$ v. l
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You're so small air. 你真係小氣。
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Put you on the table. 擺你上台。