港式英文 (笑死人!)

英文

你如果有翻少少英文SENCE应该睇得明既.......唔好话我知呢种程度你都睇唔明就得了
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港式英文 (笑死人!)
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。
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I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！   P4 F) t( v5 N
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Fish skin~鱼皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。
You fall on your street.你仆你个街

Blow water吹水
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 6 D# X0 S  u  ^& S$ U" H7 D% |4 ]( M

Blow chicken吹鸡
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。 + A; n  `: h1 r3 t4 L

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。 2 R/ v7 U( o* |( Y7 k: K% _

Face green green脸青青。
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 0 s8 A: s0 }, G9 R" c' c0 |" `* c1 U
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 % m- K, Z) e. ]% g2 D- e
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You jump building.你跳楼啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。 & |% f# B! D* i* v+ H4 J
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Are you road?你系唔系路呀?  : O" O. u' Y: F7 c4 Z4 l

Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老几?
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What the water are you?你系乜水? * d3 S7 @9 R3 H9 D6 R: L  T8 r1 Z! F

Where are you come from?你边度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班马噼友。

Do the world做世界。 ' {: G+ l9 ?; ?5 i% z

Big tea rice大茶饭。

What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?  % d" S  \1 W; F. N" z& j

Cut girl 界女
The king of cutting girl.界女王。 + f9 d- \4 \" T" _* x" u6 }7 \

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！ ( |  ]8 ?  i" ~/ Y1 y
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I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ ( M( t  Y' x3 s9 H0 Y; m& g. l
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Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ 3 D# _# N3 S6 A& n3 z
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?   m# A* ~$ P  N

Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企系度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 . u& \: @1 F1 c4 T
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' [- M3 V- r$ V2 k$ ~

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. " m' q8 @) Q& P) W1 N- F( X$ Y* m
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 3 N$ C+ j; t+ v% w3 ^! a1 k, I* i

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass着草
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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。

I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ + y: Y3 N1 d' |. G1 m0 S# ~

High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 2 f4 f4 @9 A3 y+ R& ?+ d

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 6 [+ g* u. o" L: d
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Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！
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Old dot.老点 & L( w# f  ^7 k! J5 l, V; ~; E, O

One old water 一旧水 5 `7 }, x6 Y$ C+ d9 {8 B6 z
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! V: H' M5 U+ _( ^
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 9 _4 |3 w8 P% O9 j

Measure water/Pound water.磅水

A dragon service.一条龙服务
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 4 ~! _$ C1 Y9 ^' R& E* M4 o" G
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Pump water.抽水

Two beat six.二打六 8 x4 J7 X# b- G/ |* ~6 e
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Two five boy.二五仔

Green head boy 青头仔
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I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。

To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。
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You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！

Measure water.磅水。 % i4 {) Y9 j/ `& J6 R! d' k

A dragon service.一條龍服務。 $ ]+ U0 |+ {& N) K
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Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?  9 _; u* p- `# ]7 d

Worship the mountain. 拜山。
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You're so small air. 你真係小氣。

Put you on the table. 擺你上台。