港式英文 (笑死人!)

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港式英文 (笑死人!)

Piano piano green 琴琴青
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。
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I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！
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Fish skin~鱼皮。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ' ]7 E* a$ |, r# |
You fall on your street.你仆你个街 * v# R% K. N0 X1 F3 g- Y( Z3 l
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Blow water吹水  7 M& ^& a8 i" G+ p& R/ ^/ K
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ) v4 b6 x) x9 M) E( w
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Blow chicken吹鸡 2 ?2 s1 p" w9 t! A& ?  s* O8 R
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。 $ Y/ T  F* `/ I) z" N" \6 R
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。

Face green green脸青青。 . K5 m0 R* _7 B
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( ^5 W4 ]/ `" v- u$ J! h
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」 ( r  J7 c. e, J! j" Y; C

You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ' T6 P/ E$ `  k3 ]  y' B3 x. g
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You jump building.你跳楼啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。 ' b! K5 u: I/ j% {

Are you road?你系唔系路呀?  ( z1 \2 F0 R" u, v- _/ b
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Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 & F+ c! ?% }' r3 R+ J3 d3 `& l% p

How senior are you?你算老几?  6 U( S; g7 S0 @: {- y
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What the water are you?你系乜水? 4 \8 ]9 v$ c! K# Y. J
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Where are you come from?你边度架? / V+ I; M$ v- Y& v! C
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Do you big me?你大我呀?  / j# Y$ v/ d$ Y! M

Zebra chops people班马噼友。
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Do the world做世界。
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Big tea rice大茶饭。 ! n$ {0 p. Q* M; x" v! p

What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女  5 `* E) V8 I9 |4 ~; ^7 `5 t7 ^
The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！ % R3 Y. A% Z# N; `, z

I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ % p6 ~, V, k# q9 L. j# i) A

Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ ( ]2 o' Y) O7 E7 h

Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。 ; B( ~5 ^' \7 q1 e: k$ ]: }% B
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You give me stop.你同我企系度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 & |1 E/ Y$ h! T) l4 O( k
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！ ' Y* G' y/ J8 Y: J

Eight woman八婆 2 J8 e( j; T$ H  ~4 F" K8 g7 a

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!

King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 7 p% q* m2 b0 a
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass着草 2 Y, h5 Z" F1 u# L4 t. {

I am wearing grass.我着紧草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ - l9 v& y  w) [& n: d
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High hand.高手 3 l9 H! W9 o- M3 F6 B/ u# Q6 i

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 4 C& d2 u0 I2 {" E& i; \

Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！ 0 S7 W. T6 R7 j2 }
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Old dot.老点

One old water 一旧水

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 , N8 @1 ?0 a" I( Z1 P( Y: u
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ' a6 |, p5 Z6 b! ^; L. \8 r% P$ u

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 6 p$ y8 h- h7 ?, B( L9 S
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A dragon service.一条龙服务
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水

Two beat six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔 . k- h  h3 c# }. G1 b: z- U

Green head boy 青头仔
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I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。

To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。
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You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 7 \: ?7 X" S6 X& |6 ^2 K; H) V
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Measure water.磅水。

A dragon service.一條龍服務。 3 F3 _. Q) s/ F! Q4 j
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Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?  6 O* _0 P" D" x" `, L
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Worship the mountain. 拜山。 0 n" ^9 T+ w0 U
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You're so small air. 你真係小氣。

Put you on the table. 擺你上台。