港式英文 (笑死人!)

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你如果有翻少少英文SENCE应该睇得明既.......唔好话我知呢种程度你都睇唔明就得了 , t/ z2 E3 @9 v9 N
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港式英文 (笑死人!)
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 6 y5 w9 R: ?2 Z! Q. \1 t
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。

I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？ / S& e- {2 v0 r  Q* a7 X

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！ 5 N) ~, ^: r& u  c# Y2 ^* ?

Fish skin~鱼皮。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
You fall on your street.你仆你个街

Blow water吹水
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹鸡
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.  4 j( a" w/ q9 f  ^3 A
我吹鸡打你班友。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。
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Face green green脸青青。
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ! ^' K5 F1 T$ @& M* [$ w
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 % s$ [+ o4 _$ j
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳楼啦。 # l  Z: ^7 e, ^3 |

People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你系唔系路呀?  0 $ q  W( b* T: I& Q3 w

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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / ?# y8 |3 T; N" l' b. S* C

How senior are you?你算老几?
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What the water are you?你系乜水?
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Where are you come from?你边度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班马噼友。

Do the world做世界。 3 N4 ^* }# S0 D' c; l

Big tea rice大茶饭。

What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女
The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！ ' [$ _& s' u7 P- f  `! G$ g
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I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ 8 O& G( A3 l! A
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Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ " {- P- G) w! w
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企系度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 0 k7 Y# @+ g. F' `8 `

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！

Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 9 M' Z9 K3 p- G) p/ j4 ?' O" ]! ?
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 ' y2 {4 l! O0 m& `5 C. R3 Z

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！

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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。 " g- U3 i" P5 ?( e2 O- p
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I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！
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High hand.高手 7 Q9 Y. f8 r0 I0 P. U- _: B/ {& x

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 1 V; L- S# {* F0 P8 ^7 H3 C

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成   X% g. F! F" }- D
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！

Old dot.老点 7 l1 h/ y  X# C6 x, F
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One old water 一旧水 % N0 S$ a" h: m- w8 F# C

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 + z! v8 ~! b3 X- |1 H' s/ |

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ; X/ u# R* X# T/ }

Measure water/Pound water.磅水

A dragon service.一条龙服务

Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水

Two beat six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔 ( }; p3 d" O5 j/ Z
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Green head boy 青头仔 1 A( n) F3 a8 l- m) i# ?7 I

I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。

To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。 + a, @7 I1 g% M( x; p5 f6 F

You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ : D! f* v3 a0 _7 r. t
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Measure water.磅水。
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A dragon service.一條龍服務。 0 K! V; N" C. x4 W& u8 v

Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?  " d( {- Y2 T- S  W$ g/ U+ P

Worship the mountain. 拜山。 / _) p( v2 ^; `3 A! U% K
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You're so small air. 你真係小氣。

Put you on the table. 擺你上台。