港式英文 (笑死人!)

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你如果有翻少少英文SENCE应该睇得明既.......唔好话我知呢种程度你都睇唔明就得了 5 I6 ^$ y' `0 I1 p6 {( q1 S9 Z
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港式英文 (笑死人!)
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 # `7 v! s: f, O; e
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。 3 k7 W, y1 D# f8 B/ _

I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！ ) n. u$ V$ A5 v: |( Q% a$ z9 n
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？ 5 m% _1 ~' A. U% p

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！ , ?6 |( r& p, }# f
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！

Fish skin~鱼皮。 5 r0 Q8 ~* _. n9 B: Y
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Fall on a street@@ 。
You fall on your street.你仆你个街
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Blow water吹水
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 " D+ `9 s) k; i: `, w/ R4 _. u
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Blow chicken吹鸡 ! a. h: S* q: c7 R* u% O! O$ g
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.  3 s- @* R/ |4 P0 h( |, S
我吹鸡打你班友。 4 t8 h- W! g: k- Q  M1 f: Z
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。 * H; b+ e) b3 S2 [( h  e3 k

Face green green脸青青。
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 , N. }# W4 y3 L/ _! m

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : Y7 G9 P1 e* n+ I) K: N# @: J
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You jump building.你跳楼啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ' Y8 x+ M3 `6 }6 P/ ?
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Are you road?你系唔系路呀?  - i/ e. m: m0 r: f9 }

Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老几?
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What the water are you?你系乜水?
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Where are you come from?你边度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?  - y+ v4 ]1 N, N# B3 o' M

Zebra chops people班马噼友。

Do the world做世界。 + d: q) Y7 @7 O. u. I- X
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Big tea rice大茶饭。 1 q& T7 a; H* m% m* U/ O
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What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?  ; A  b; i" ^& T# H/ ^

Cut girl 界女  , ?8 S1 F2 a6 _: E" E
The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ( X+ n  u( g9 O$ s/ w9 F& I3 `; Z3 s

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ ( b' D( \3 k8 o; C( N# l

Collect father收爹 8 K6 q5 b" s4 C7 @6 k: }
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ 6 G- l: u/ E; }- m, Y
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企系度。 6 r  V4 [/ p7 e/ G7 k; [2 Z
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ) W( w8 f$ g: h# n# O& x% ^
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 / x7 f, S* s6 u$ D6 h+ C7 G* [

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : n) i) F% m7 s* @  V7 V4 b- W& q
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！ ) k3 `* `/ C6 a7 k

Eight woman八婆 0 z% J9 T- a* {

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 0 @% M3 i4 b% S3 e# |& j% w4 d9 I

Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass着草

I am wearing grass.我着紧草。 ' H5 S& _- y+ t1 ~" |& M6 b
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I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ % `' ]: f% g2 w& \/ [% |: O- [/ e
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High hand.高手 % M% Q% P* A7 L7 \$ f6 Y. g
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 " x; ?! q7 y; ]2 \1 s2 d7 b- J6 A! {

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 2 O; z+ K( \8 K

Good mother.好娘 7 ]! G  ]" @' z+ X
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！
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Old dot.老点 % A9 C! H; E) N. o$ {. V5 K

One old water 一旧水 ( F3 O  ~2 z; M

What the spring do you do?你做乜春? # n  ?7 B; b  L& j
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 " y+ r  d1 I/ g3 T7 ~
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 * ^: N$ k$ j" ?# d# W2 s
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A dragon service.一条龙服务

Hold hold water.楂楂水 ) }: h# I0 x" w2 g
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Pump water.抽水 + \5 ~2 k* G' Y& E

Two beat six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
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Green head boy 青头仔
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I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。 8 @5 h6 H. O  R) _9 [9 i7 @1 H! y

To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。

You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ / j7 b; a4 E8 @# u
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Measure water.磅水。 $ C6 Y, ]9 h5 K1 X0 y/ j) f
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A dragon service.一條龍服務。

Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?  3 i( v* W* E# C2 r* ^' a1 _

Worship the mountain. 拜山。

You're so small air. 你真係小氣。 $ [; p; d0 c0 X/ p. O

Put you on the table. 擺你上台。