5 [4 m5 b; ?( V港式英文 (笑死人!) ( u$ M) i; y$ x4 n5 a0 y
8 r$ |+ B# x+ l* }) y2 `/ b+ hPiano piano green 琴琴青 : k2 T+ e& s0 k4 m5 R5 W$ b
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。 0 `' E1 X$ ]$ g5 C0 f0 E8 E, L1 P2 l- \/ N" O$ ^) O& H1 `/ f
I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠 ！ 7 J8 K1 M4 E# X# I' u6 E. ^7 e- \' G* A6 t7 n) K4 H
You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？ + a% U1 L+ f8 I0 p& H: R5 E
' B% k2 y2 Z- I5 ]: V- _& S* mI give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！ 9 Q0 H9 k6 A# U ! ` V. A6 e- p, [If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！ 8 ]" B3 _8 t# @2 W
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Fish skin~鱼皮 。 ( H% B( q- i! {5 Y7 p$ b$ h1 S 8 y( a& ?2 h6 E: _5 rFall on a street@@ 。 , G1 W5 @$ r3 t5 Y; cYou fall on your street.你仆你个街 K5 i8 k1 P2 P `! S6 G3 C- u+ Q/ V& b2 w
Blow water吹水 $ w; A7 {7 q. w; f0 G) UMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 " o+ j4 K) f3 |" U& g1 Q7 ^
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Blow chicken吹鸡 % }. C0 l( q6 k- P: u: iI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 i* E$ A _ P# S# f/ b! t. d我吹鸡打你班友 。 : s9 T0 u# n5 O% O7 W+ L
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动 。 i J2 l& x) Y# I+ Y! G9 N
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Face green green脸青青 。 ( N! ?! T8 p! D: I2 a( Q"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 3 {3 K! ^* l. O4 ?, _& k; d
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: t! V( ? Z, mYou see road carefully你小心睇路 。 # m% t! H$ U, ]% W5 D* Z# J) E, c * I+ z. f# x. F* k/ T; X( EYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . s5 f. ?" Q* ^, n8 B! C2 X& Y
/ T Q1 r' e$ z! L+ WAre you road?你系唔系路呀? . d" W7 C) M: A5 j% J
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Eat banana食蕉 ' K4 o' C" a9 TYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦 。 - u9 l G! d* B$ c3 p. i L+ ]8 Y1 }9 B2 NHow senior are you?你算老几? 3 ^: P* ?( a# t" D" t: j- W 6 l6 s; U9 i/ b8 a5 E5 kWhat the water are you?你系乜水? 9 `7 w2 O( N# T: P- v
' c/ b4 v6 @4 s7 q2 `7 GWhere are you come from?你边度架? 0 ~1 m& ^ @1 i" K; S |: w+ k
4 A* p' H: |5 C) d3 s1 W( Q0 l8 DDo you big me?你大我呀? $ U1 c7 k" d4 ^: R6 i+ |/ G
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Zebra chops people班马噼友 。 $ [+ F. ~) B: B3 R9 r% Y
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Do the world做世界 。 & _' M/ l- @* |* Z5 U 1 ^8 J2 ^3 x( ?5 D4 r8 H9 l: A& O. U5 WBig tea rice大茶饭 。 / F, y. i0 x) }8 \7 l. L C/ ]4 T4 [ i* G1 j7 {1 h5 A
What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼? / |$ } ?2 _: G- C3 z% Y( p Q7 M" m
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Cut girl 界女 & g- l- o0 M5 U" \* t. wThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 \( b/ N' Q/ N0 ~( V+ r6 ~# e: d& I7 c6 i$ P5 U
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！ 7 X$ Z0 s% L- u2 c
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I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ / P2 ~8 E f! w+ Q4 ^/ G9 S . T. [0 C5 {' g% I$ vCollect father收爹 ) k7 g& s: }1 M: ]; G3 x; I: M
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ , O+ V3 a- T0 |' |: w7 @
5 r5 u8 I3 f- m; K9 ?& wDo you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到? O+ W" Y; v+ _0 h4 @& t ( O1 y( E) V* s0 s5 g# ]Laugh die me.笑死我。 ) h f+ r* r$ O* R8 g2 o8 ^
4 [& W9 _4 Y7 g, OYou give me stop.你同我企系度。 - T! t) L% n$ w4 L& c4 G9 i' o
- y. j; s4 k/ h }American chinese not enough.美中不足。 / _+ W& p0 V% q " K: I5 p+ l7 Y a. kHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 8 L9 X+ u6 m) D3 o' E+ H5 h
. P! p8 ~* r9 |( ^# A DYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 3 |9 y) h* i) Y你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！ ( [, [) ^7 K% H. t4 ]; E8 Y* v$ t5 |' T+ O# m! [8 Y
Eight woman八婆 * ?1 g5 m) D& ~% m, x! U/ ^: } F) `5 A' u/ N5 j
Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! % F i, k2 k4 e
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King eight egg.王八蛋 h: f) Z9 \* l # @0 O1 r4 Q* Z! gBlack son黑仔 0 d, e$ u [2 C: ~8 } $ w& t. z2 v* _- r( ^: x* JToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 9 l) F0 j6 L9 a `9 }! L/ j' h
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Wear grass着草 % [0 p3 j* k) P6 N : a" z" I( U! w" X# ]I am wearing grass.我着紧草。 + W' I0 a& S# J/ C/ M
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/ ]3 j4 Y+ r) `% A- I+ pHigh hand.高手 ! ~/ K' R/ i/ D: l) Z, h# t
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - ~/ X8 C, |; Q+ ^: o- C; S) b5 X# w4 n) r6 E
To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 % n: R6 ^3 \$ i+ T
8 C! y+ G& G4 z8 CGood mother.好娘 + e' i- a/ @! T# E7 e) z& S 0 |2 M. ]: ~; d: @$ K! r8 @, vYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！ 1 R( i2 {* c# N: x& G 2 T; L- D! D0 R9 C6 ^, P4 EOld dot.老点 0 h) N1 z& I3 O( b
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ( t2 `7 ?- u; d- s6 G$ X1 t l! f$ J0 p3 E% T! }
A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 0 V* x; ^: P. I8 U
9 \; G8 J. `; l" F- i; m2 C9 F) r9 SA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 4 C: f7 }4 d, [2 ^/ X) V! | 8 g& h. U% ~! P w" K( ^$ J8 JMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ) ?% {" I! Y7 k
( Y1 h) a1 [- g4 J7 G$ ~7 AA dragon service.一条龙服务 * W5 k$ u; @: z7 G- }3 u7 {. b
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ' M, T8 x ~ g4 o4 Y; x2 x $ Y& T2 {. t) T; GPump water.抽水 8 z# l! R( P+ y $ D- ]% V! Y/ Z4 y1 v% l3 w- pTwo beat six.二打六 7 s# Z( j. I, d5 B( v
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Two five boy.二五仔 6 p5 [* ?2 y# `1 K$ h- x$ w( o$ s* g* w5 u) J
Green head boy 青头仔 ' C/ Y' b. `( f/ j) ~- S+ J3 P# p: {( g& ^& J
I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。 3 ~* k9 M3 G' E5 a# t$ |/ \2 A3 g, R4 b( i- @. c
To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。 4 T1 S4 w/ V& m4 d. e3 D
- Y3 g$ l5 B7 [* Q6 Z( q! e+ YYou do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ : s8 k9 W! P; v. V: [
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Measure water.磅水。 1 u$ X8 b7 \2 U$ j 4 `! F: D$ g3 m$ I. uA dragon service.一條龍服務。 1 x6 P$ A: X3 `0 i$ u% W+ n0 k # m5 |4 X/ m# b# L# N7 d! ~Not a horse? 唔係呀馬? ; v* i1 }8 y* U! Y9 U) Z" m% o7 S7 n) J+ c
Worship the mountain. 拜山。 ; L$ T* ^) F8 j3 d' m ) ]& }9 J) ~1 p8 ]You're so small air. 你真係小氣。 , u5 s. e" i' V) }
# f- W) I3 Q/ u9 j0 g8 \% sPut you on the table. 擺你上台。作者: ＂儍貓｜ 时间: 2008-8-15 17:23
哈哈....別小看廣東,, , T2 ^% p+ l c' W9 ?廣東都好多人講呢種咁既中國式英文...作者: 19941003 时间: 2008-8-15 17:23 标题: 回复 2# 的帖子
