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Piano piano green 琴琴青
# v0 q$ A" e+ D0 S+ QPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ( q% `2 e/ e! y# W+ P1 ~3 \- r
I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ' d* H  V# s% ?7 c* i2 _7 r, J
You teach me how to come out and walk in the future 你教我以後點出o黎行? : y3 Y% D: ?: g" a8 I  q
I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
2 h% [# D( d& l# s* QIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
$ `  N* N+ b7 t- s; m7 A- K5 E# |Blow water 吹水
$ ]" C+ f) C; ^3 y5 F; t& _Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
8 ?4 k0 G# Q% f( Q- q' q% e; k( u4 ?3 rBlow chicken 吹雞 , x' I) \+ x5 p
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 我吹雞打你班友 。 $ w: u% Q  C$ v  F, p
Stupid stupid want to move 蠢蠢欲動 。
- R6 K+ z& J' b6 eYou see road carefully 你小心睇路 。 1 `& V5 }5 h4 j: r% [; ~
You go to street carefully 你出街小心D。 0 s' w& P: S3 o, S$ \' x
You jump building. 你跳樓啦。 ; u% u2 ~; M8 @, p( Q" y( M# c; r
Are you road?? 你係唔係路呀 & _/ H; F: h7 ^& M
How senior are you?? 你算老幾 ; M. `- f7 Y% _- ?% d; v8 @4 w' v
What the water are you?? 你係乜水 3 G2 a8 ^  J- s2 O4 y
Where are you come from ?? 你邊度架
% s$ J. t/ F2 i$ YDo you big me?? 你大我呀 , `5 E; F9 V8 J0 Y7 H! _
Zebra chops people 班馬劈友 。 0 q+ V" B- x' A2 M2 g! O$ a
Do the world 做世界 。
) R+ V  n4 ?2 VBig tea rice 大茶飯 。 : w5 U% n- o0 x* _4 {/ [
What the ghost are you talk 你講乜鬼
' t: M2 `% v( r1 i: U/ KI give you only a hair. 我俾條毛你!
$ Q$ g7 _3 y) ?1 L( S6 d9 YCollect father 收爹 ; d: |8 n% ?. x" E2 r- j- O; C
You give me collect father. 你給我收爹!
" r! p$ M, q1 F% t: f/ g9 |2 qDo you think me didn't arrive 你當我無到
! Z4 }) y6 S$ h6 A( i  a- rLaugh die me. 笑死我。
- g( Z  L1 y: C5 g8 @0 ?' ^American chinese not enough. 美中不足。 8 t1 X, K  _, M- `) |3 E8 ]
Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放。 % o7 _9 M$ b% e9 t: c, k) G! S7 ^0 f9 h
You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
# F! I4 M* z5 A1 X% n你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
7 P' y, z/ f. n8 t6 I) E' sEight woman八婆 ! h$ E- v0 ]+ Y1 M5 ?
Eight woman, you are good! 八婆,你好o野! 2 g( ]! W" M% r, v# S3 e: ~4 n( e
Wear grass 著草 : I, q6 w6 Z. j' d* i1 h
I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。
9 p1 m- a; R! z4 c  f+ KI fear that you have teeth. 我驚你有牙! ) [6 V! }7 }9 q" T3 v7 q8 K
A stupid guy can be taught. 孺子可教 / k7 u6 g+ w9 }4 U( g# }
To collect hundred home's big achievement. 集百家之大成
& d- }7 g0 T+ C1 [8 DGood mother.好娘
  ^" M# V8 f3 O, ?/ k7 H0 AYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 你未夠班同我講數!
' k6 J. N0 H* V! k7 @Old dot.老點 0 `# f  k7 C+ }: B0 T7 u2 T2 `6 ?
One old water 一舊水
: K8 k# z* d: i6 \. zWhat the spring do you do你做乜春 5 d  d9 O+ Y5 Q& @! g3 I
A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , m1 o) i* J8 e) V3 s( J
Measure water Pound water.磅水 & H) \  n# C8 i3 W
A dragon service.一條龍服務
6 `5 X/ Z+ t2 r' u! _Pump water.****
. ^9 A7 S* w, H3 M( H1 A8 s6 mTwo beat six.二打六
) g4 w: t1 z$ q6 g2 I8 V  vTwo five boy.二五仔
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