港式英文 (笑死人!)

英文

你如果有翻少少英文SENCE应该睇得明既.......唔好话我知呢种程度你都睇唔明就得了 : X& S* F; \, y5 {2 D

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港式英文 (笑死人!)

Piano piano green 琴琴青 , x* m. z  |* d* p
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。 ; S; {! t) G3 X2 h4 S/ a: b

I know your mouse. 我识你老鼠！ 3 X6 B+ f* c9 b  a

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D颜色你睇！ # c' U0 N$ Q2 t( A8 r% s3 s

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过o黎！ 5 S/ y1 {2 s. ^1 T3 f
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Fish skin~鱼皮。 * h) a% @+ |" Z0 l2 ]4 Y! F( J! T

Fall on a street@@ 。
You fall on your street.你仆你个街 ! Y) m3 T$ r' y0 T
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Blow water吹水
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 7 x- P1 x( d4 M+ {2 k$ N+ ^* V

Blow chicken吹鸡 * p3 \# G$ B- k" ]" H. R
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.  3 }9 a  V1 s- Q* y$ i7 I; B
我吹鸡打你班友。 3 V  f) p+ }; M) \( M2 y
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲动。

Face green green脸青青。 * q9 S. q  h* E: y: Y; N
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
「点解你脸青青o既」「我见到件猪排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 1 P' Y  s0 v% `! {5 j

You jump building.你跳楼啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你系唔系路呀?
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / b' B; S6 U$ S( M

How senior are you?你算老几?  . Q2 X1 O+ J/ Z0 Y% N) Z  i- }! r0 ~
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What the water are you?你系乜水?

Where are you come from?你边度架? ) ?* m* A" j, p4 |1 y
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Do you big me?你大我呀?  - D# j! }& b: o3 @6 N0 B
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Zebra chops people班马噼友。

Do the world做世界。
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Big tea rice大茶饭。

What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?  : u5 f0 N7 f) d5 X, [

Cut girl 界女  8 C9 ~) n% E5 m7 ?* M7 [
The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！ 0 k9 @7 h  K. h: o
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I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！

Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你给我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。

You give me stop.你同我企系度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 $ g9 Z* F* W8 x8 v6 o& @7 o, r  A
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 # p/ _* s; V4 [& p5 ]

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.   S5 ?; S. @0 I: A5 U" X4 s5 p2 V
你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！
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Eight woman八婆 ) Q  r- R( X3 a! ^
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!

King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔 : i4 Z% K8 K, ?) Q! c$ P

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ . E' |9 i% k8 [1 P: j0 h
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Wear grass着草
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I am wearing grass.我着紧草。

I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ " G5 z1 w9 ]. F

High hand.高手 1 B8 l& ]# w, o9 ?3 V! B

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘 # w% y+ @' _; _. ]+ K

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！ . c! N7 y* P$ N9 n" t/ }( ?
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Old dot.老点 ( U7 k  \* D! n6 }. p( V0 m' O
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One old water 一旧水 ( O. h% U. j; s4 g
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 4 F' J9 x5 V7 L" w

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 % O& r% O6 H3 p- X# L, y

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ; r; }# u; M$ `: U
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A dragon service.一条龙服务 ( O8 [0 q* x1 K( x6 }

Hold hold water.楂楂水 ; \  G! g( u. D- n

Pump water.抽水
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Two beat six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔

Green head boy 青头仔
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I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。
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To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。 $ c' P4 ?& y/ Q
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You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！

Measure water.磅水。 ' M+ Y8 u; j! C. }' P5 Y
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A dragon service.一條龍服務。
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Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?  7 N- ^: w+ s9 K) p3 X6 S" x2 d# D9 \

Worship the mountain. 拜山。
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You're so small air. 你真係小氣。

Put you on the table. 擺你上台。