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呢間學校無可否認好似一個狗竇入邊顛狗.喪狗.餓狗.淋狗乜狗都有個個都想咬住我唔放我真係睬你都煞戇又話用心去教好D學生轉過頭又對住我哋聲大夾惡你哋做到嘢咩唔好意思我直情唔覺真係唔明點解D人對你哋寄予厚望呢班友咁鬼老土留耐D oh thanks 你哋教坏我個腦

另一邊上我想講下一條粉腸佢個樣啊真係咸咸濕濕對住D男學生永遠都唔會有半斤八兩呢回事反而對住D女Miss 佢就煞熟狗頭即刻扯佢小DeeDee 人哋上緊P.E.佢仲要坽住杯茶睇人沐浴更衣我真係唔係好明佢只係做過一個爛鬼副警就以爲自己好醒你呀你個西瓜忽精真係有乜都俾你丟清成日都話有嘢同我傾(我真係廢事睬你啊) "目及"人裙底性騷擾女仔呢D罪名真係唔嘢少但係你就無一不曉都係欽偉明呢間學校先會有D咁嘅風氣不如你快D番屋企 com住張被廢事行過都聞到你陣古龍水味長時間咁落去真係索坏我個鼻人做訓導你做訓導我哋只係學生唔係差佬你唔好當我哋好似差佬咁操做差佬嗰個唔係我哋而係你俾人炒嗰個亦都唔係我哋(喂又係你) 食飽飯無西瓜屙唔係搵學生嚟隊就係同人吹水仲要唔抹嘴你正一無品學校D領袖生都有成八九幾人(走去打靶啦) 教出嚟D學生唔係核核突突就係唔知自己做緊D乜你條契弟真係不知所謂喂我真係無眼睇你哋簡直誤人子弟你哋成班訓導成日教人乜道德觀念但係我唔覺你哋有品德去..哼所謂凡事留一線日後好相見但係你哋對住我就一定心存有偏見話我嘈到拆天成日搞到你哋無面唔好意思我就係咁賤(你吹咩) 起碼我敢認但係你哋就俾人串到眼擎擎嗰條爛鬼校長日日喺度行行企企成個打雜咁樣睇你E份工都一定做得唔慌長仲有你條八婆李乜都係針對住我你就塊面搽到勁似馬騮西瓜忽老鼠講嘢又甩甩咳咳你九成食咗忽得我同人打交唔使坳錯嗰個一定係我喺你哋眼中我幾時有啱過?!

呢間學校無可否認好似一個狗竇入邊顛狗.喪狗.餓狗.淋狗乜狗都有個個都想咬住我唔放我真係睬你都煞戇又話用心去教好D學生轉過頭又對住我哋聲大夾惡你哋做到嘢咩唔好意思我直情唔覺真係唔明點解D人對你哋寄予厚望呢班友咁鬼老土留耐D oh thanks 你哋教坏我個腦 (End)