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Piano piano green 琴琴青 1 d6 ?0 E. T$ I5 D
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 u$ N) D0 G, `( y
I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
0 h- H4 N+ h' y) IYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future 你教我以後點出o黎行?
1 M1 j+ w8 p" O8 M, L* ]I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
) S, o7 p# x0 q4 a8 VIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! " ?+ K! `% A2 H0 B" f$ e6 Y0 T
Blow water 吹水 " B% h( N2 p4 [. q* J
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
9 C) v7 y7 w( J/ _7 {! k% RBlow chicken 吹雞 5 d1 e4 X3 g9 p1 n
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 我吹雞打你班友 。
* C( p6 \$ j8 r: |Stupid stupid want to move 蠢蠢欲動 。
: l; \- ?$ N% J4 v9 h/ @You see road carefully 你小心睇路 。
- V) N, O% w% PYou go to street carefully 你出街小心D。
/ L6 B) ?# ]+ J( p$ uYou jump building. 你跳樓啦。
- j1 E% R! \. K2 \6 m4 |Are you road?? 你係唔係路呀 & o- k8 O: r7 y  q8 L& q
How senior are you?? 你算老幾
6 ^+ j3 e5 Y# E  m* dWhat the water are you?? 你係乜水
% Y1 w3 O6 I' t7 x5 CWhere are you come from ?? 你邊度架 & r1 q% b9 g7 R" P6 c
Do you big me?? 你大我呀
- I. D8 o3 W/ F  k* @; W  n/ ]) ^8 E5 HZebra chops people 班馬劈友 。
5 n1 H* K8 e( G6 |6 dDo the world 做世界 。 % [* Z' v; C3 W7 v6 l* w# ]
Big tea rice 大茶飯 。
, N' C; f5 R) s0 H. hWhat the ghost are you talk 你講乜鬼 9 q6 \  P1 s9 |' r/ s
I give you only a hair. 我俾條毛你!
% O/ M; ~7 K) t% `! XCollect father 收爹 ! @. H# d1 M  V7 x4 V& r
You give me collect father. 你給我收爹! . g6 r7 x5 B% k) @# ~; u; m
Do you think me didn't arrive 你當我無到
! O3 {5 |7 ]* w; A/ S6 _; ~Laugh die me. 笑死我。 9 b% p$ e- O8 @
American chinese not enough. 美中不足。
" b9 I/ k% v# L$ I! n* Q( p+ c* xHeart flower angry open. 心花怒放。
% g' ^( L. d. A# iYou have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
  ]# C! Q- y$ \; C& V/ u. P$ B你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
5 d8 Z7 x0 C4 z5 C: ]: vEight woman八婆
' o1 d7 O: @' t+ d( BEight woman, you are good! 八婆,你好o野!
! Y5 l. I) H5 s( @2 HWear grass 著草
4 g* A) G! D: {9 U' c! wI am wearing grass. 我著緊草。
. F  ~9 C2 t" B; E2 C' G: m6 YI fear that you have teeth. 我驚你有牙!
1 q( D$ l. y+ D1 `5 B( fA stupid guy can be taught. 孺子可教
" g$ t/ }0 f: j: W; y( S- GTo collect hundred home's big achievement. 集百家之大成 $ U2 l) F" X5 v4 l
Good mother.好娘 6 s' k8 v) z* m) o' Z
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 你未夠班同我講數!
" q! m7 ~% R. x# A3 {7 ]# }) mOld dot.老點
. }* `, b9 z3 F2 ^5 v/ {One old water 一舊水
; O  P- F+ l% h* W0 ^. `What the spring do you do你做乜春 1 k4 Z% w" S7 S
A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 6 c+ F4 r6 K9 G" i6 A# m
Measure water Pound water.磅水 . @% z- d  t6 W" a: l+ q
A dragon service.一條龍服務
* O6 H& _; y, s) t+ h: P0 APump water.****
& v  W- A- d- q1 g7 mTwo beat six.二打六
/ l1 t  I* n. l2 D6 aTwo five boy.二五仔
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